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The Preacher

The Preacher
A poem which is a parody of "The Gambler"

On a late Sunday evenin’

After a long day of preachin’

I met up with a pastor

We were both too tired to speak

So we took turns a prayin’

To the Lord of the harvest

Till weariness overtook us

And he began to speak

He said, son I’ve made a life

Out of preaching to God’s people

And knowing how to minister

By studying the Good Book

So if you don’t mind me sayin’

I can see you’re close to faintin’

For the sake of your ministry

I’ll give you some advice

So I handed him my Bible

And I prepared for revival

Then he opened up the Book

And asked me to take heed

And the room got deathly quiet

And his face got gravely sober

And he said, if you’re gonna preach the gospel

You got to learn to do it right

You got to know when to baptize ’em

Know when to chastise ’em

Know when to comfort ’em

Know when to condemn

You never count your success

By the number of your converts

The measure of your ministry

Is only by the truth you keep

Every preacher knows

That the secret to survival

Is knowin’ who to cast out

And knowin’ who to keep

’Cause some saints are a blessing

And others just cause trouble

And the best that you can hope for

Is to know the goats from the sheep

And when he finished speakin’

He went back to prayin’

Handed me my Bible

And faded off to sleep

And in that conversation

The preacher’s words were heeded

And in his final words

I found some truth that I would keep

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  1. Some just don’t want to be merely “lost” sheep cause Yahweh didn’t want ’em in the first place. “YOU are of your father the devil.” (John 8:44) Who “stacked the Eternal deck AGAINST them?” Probably only a question that anyone who has been truly “born from above” can ask. It wouldn’t have crossed my mind BEFORE salvation. In Yahweh’s care/love and mine. mg

  2. Maybe you could get someone to do a soundtrack on a big pipe-organ, kinda along the lines of Handel’s Messiah?

    It’d go viral…

  3. Excellent, poem, Pastor Wagner! Thank you for letting us have a glimpse of a pastor’s plight and thought process.

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